What do you do when you have two moms sitting around the house with nothing to do except housework (and let's be honest...who wants to do that???) and seven kids driving you both crazy? Drive over an hour to the Wichita Mountains (and I use that term loosely), of course! We load up all seven kids (ages 11, 10, three are 8, and two are 7) in the Suburban after scarfing down a gourmet lunch of ham sandwiches and chips and head to Lawton, Oklahoma. Honestly, we get no more than 5 minutes down the road before we get the first, "How long til we get there?" We arrive at our destination a little over an hour and six more "Are we there yets?" later.
After much discussion on whether or not to park at the bottom of the mountain (because if we get tired, it would be much easier to make our way down) or at the top (which when we got tired, we'd have to hike back uphill with my "a little larger than college days" self). Somehow parking at the top won. We snaked up the mountain with my friend Mauri putting her hand up to her face to keep from seeing anything to her right - especially the steep drop off on the right side. Did I mention she was the one driving??? We eventually make it to the top, and the kids go crazy. People are staring at us...have you ever seen those little cars where 50 clowns get out and you wonder where they were all sitting? That's kinda what we looked like. Two moms, seven kids, orange juice, water, coats, cameras, etc.
The kids take off running down the side. We are screaming at them, sprinting after them (again I use that term loosely), and trying not to drop everything in our arms. We finally get them to wait on us. For some reason it took our kids about two seconds to scale the rocks while the two of us took about five minutes just finding the path of least resistance. Then it took us another ten just to get over the rock. Needless to say our children were growing very impatient. We convinced them to all get together for a photo op....
We then told them they could play on the rocks around us while we sat on a rock (posing like Lane Giant models). We let the kids play for about an hour, but by that time my friend and I had worked up an appetite. So we loaded up the kids and headed to Beverly -- I mean Meers for their world famous burgers. Once again...the looks we got as we walked in with one, two, three, four, five, six, seven...count them, seven children! The food was wonderful! We got our $127 check and headed back home. Can't wait to see what sort of adventure we can find next!